Oscar Fashions the real version

Ok, I did a quickie post of some of the looks from the red carpet last night, here they are more comprehensively…..and I still think Milla Jovavich is my favorite. Which looks do you all like?

From left, Jane Seymour in Pamela Rolland, Michelle Williams wearing Louis Vuitton, Ellie Kemper in Armani Prive and Emma Stone wearing Giambattista Valli Couture.

From left, Maya Rudolph in Johanna Johnson, Sarah Hyland wearing Alberta Ferretti, Melissa McCarthy and Virginia Madsen wearing Kevan Hall.

From left, Gwyneth Paltrow in Tom Ford, Princess Charlene of Monaco, Sandra Bullock in Marchesa and Kelly Ripa wearing Carolina Herrera.

From left, Glenn Close wearing Zac Posen, Esperanza Spalding, Viola Davis in Vera Wang and Missi Pyle wearing Valentina Delfino.

From left, Meryl Streep in Lanvin, Jennifer Lopez wearing Zuhair Murad, Cameron Diaz in Gucci Premiere and Stacy Keibler wearing Marchesa

From left, Natalie Portman in Dior, Melissa Leo wearing Reem Acra, Janet McTeer in David Meister and Anna Faris wearing Diane von Furstenberg

From left, Lea Thompson wearing Armani Prive, Giuliana Rancic in Tony Ward Couture, Penelope Anne Miller wearing Badgley Mischka and Milla Jovovich in Elie Saab Couture.

From left, Kelly Osbourne wearing Badgley Mischka, Rose Byrne in Vivienne Westwood, Jessica Chastain wearing Alexander McQueen and Judy Greer in Monique Lhuillier

From left, Annie Mumolo in Pamela Rolland, Busy Philipps wearing Dolce & Gabbana, Berenice Bejo in Elie Saab Couture and Maria Menounos

From left, Rooney Mara wearing Givenchy Couture, Shailene Woodley in Valentino Couture, Octavia Spencer wearing Tadashi Shoji and Bingbing Li in Georges Chakra Couture

From left, Tina Fey in Carolina Herrera, Sherri Shepherd wearing Gustavo Cadile, Penelope Cruz in Giorgio Armani and Leslie Mann wearing Roberto Cavalli.

 

From left, Kate Mara in Elie Saab, Amara Miller wearing Valentino Couture, Wendi McLendon-Covey and Kristen Wiig in J. Mendel.

 

From left, Brad Pitt in Tom Ford and Angelina Jolie wearing Atelier Versace, Colin Firth in Tom Ford and Livia Firth wearing Valentino and Melanie Griffith in Yves Saint Laurent and Antonio Banderas.

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Oh Red Carpet….why do you allure us so?

First I have to say…. I’m either old or don’t partake in nearly enough media watching because I didn’t know who half of the people walking down the red carpet were. Fear not! That will not stop me from scrutinizing them mercilessly saying how beautiful they look.

These are the best and the worst in my humble opinion. Starting from the top left I’ll just give a quickie review:

Sarah Hyland: Beautiful girl, with the dress of a grandmother

Jennifer Lawrence: I love this dress and I hate it, no,  I think I love it

Olivia Wilde: You’re not 5 yrs old, time to stop playing fairy princess

Jayma Mays: Classy, simple, love it

HBC: She can wear what ever she wants and still be awesome, that’s exactly what some one married to Tim Burton should look like

Natalie Portman: Beautiful, in a bathrobe sort of way

January Jones: I don’t understand, is she in a red band-aid??

Emma Stone: didn’t recognize her as a blondie, but digging the look

Scarlett Johansson: Cut off the sleeves and then I’d reconsider the rest of the dress

Julianne Moore: I want to love what ever she wears because she is a stellar actress, but alas, I cannot. This dress has to go

Naya Rivera: I don’t know who this is but she looks beautiful

Leighton Meester: Nice nightgown. Bad dress.

Sofia Vergara: again, I don’t know who this is but this dress… I do not like. Looks she-devil-y

Sandra Bullock: Beautiful nude color, still really want to rip those sleeves off

Brad and Angelina: Simple and clean lines, I love the green…. hate how smug they look

MD and CZJ: So elegant

SD and RDJ: I love that he opted for something other than black

Amy Adams: The color of this dress is perfect but not with that growth on her shoulder. why?

Anne Hathaway: A little Dynasty, but I’m totally in to the throw back

Halle Berry: Left her dress at home?

Michelle Williams: A little too Granola-flower-child for me

Christina Hendricks: Is that another Christina growing out of her shoulder?

Harry Shum: Awesome.

Ryan Gosling: I love you Nice velvet suit

Sunshine and Mark: Leave her and marry me Both very classy in black